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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]

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[ electricity crackling ]
It's alive!

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[ thunder crashes ]
[ laughs evilly ]

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[ smooch! ]
[ laughs evilly ]

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Whoo-hoooo!

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Yaaaaay!

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Aaaah!

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Arrgh!

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That tree just came out of --
Ohhh, man!

10
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Shit! She's not br--
All right, now.

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Let's fuck] It.

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You were driving!

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[ cries ]
Time to make the donuts.

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[ zipper opens ]
Egh!

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Eghh!

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And soon it'll be time to glaze
Them.

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Bop it!

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Twist it!

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Pull it!

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Bend it!

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Flip it!

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Extend it!

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Load it!

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What?

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Load it!

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Cock it!

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[ gun cocks ]
Read it!

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"Your target is
Senator carlton mcdougall.

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The 15th floor of
The gilmore building will

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Provide an unobstructed vantage
Point..."?

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Memorize it!

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Burn it!

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[ breathing shakily ]
Aim it!

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Kill it!

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Kill it!

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Kill it!

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Squeeze it!

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I can't. I can't do it.

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Squeeze it!

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Squeeze it!

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[ gunshot ]
Aahhhh!

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God, help me.

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Beat it! Hoof it! Book it!

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Who are you?!

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What are you doing?!

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Fake it!

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I-I was playing with my toy.

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I-I-I want my mommy.

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Why is your toy smoking?

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End it!

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Kid!

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Gimme that bop it!, kid!

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Let me go!

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Is the mastermind behind the
Assassination in the courtroom

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Today?

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Zip it!

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[ spectators gasp ]
[ zipper opens ]

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Suck it.

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Damn it!

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From the makers of
"Les misérables" comes another

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Story of a prisoner in need of
Redemption.

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♪ have mercy, my lord
♪ I'm not a man of violence

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♪ I stole big macs to feed my
Family ♪

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Silence!

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♪ from this day on, to bring you
Shame ♪

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♪ your crime, hamburglar, shall
Be your name ♪

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Nooooooooo!

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♪ yes, that's your name
♪ there's no way to escape

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This ♪
♪ and you're french fry killer

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♪ and you're the nugget rapist
A poultry in need of hope.

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Together: ♪ by the time this
Day ends, this one will do

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Nicely ♪
♪ 'cause a bird on the grill is

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Worth two in the hand ♪
♪ you're supposed to be a

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Friend to all in mcdonaldland ♪
♪ you're a food that I serve

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Fried to billions worldwide ♪
♪ so you kinda shoulda seen this

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Coming ♪
Together: ♪ by the time the

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Day ends ♪
Nooooo!

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Every performance riveting.

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♪ I had a dream that I would
Be more than a nugget made for

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Dipping ♪
♪ I promise I will save your

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Child ♪
♪ and keep her here among the

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Living ♪
♪ there's so much hope in my

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Heart -- ♪
Uggh!

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Oh, god!

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[ sizzling ]
Every line of dialogue sung.

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Now, who will rise?

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Together: what?

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[ clears throat ]
I mean...

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♪ who will rise
[ townspeople cheering ]

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[ indistinct yelling, fighting ]
[ slurping ]

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No! Please, stop sucking!

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No, no, nooooooo!

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Hah!

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[ swords clinking ]
Argh!

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Robble, robble!

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"Les misérobble robble."

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The velociraptor cages are
Open!

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[ australian accent ] They're
The most dangerous dinosaurs of

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All.

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They attack in coordinated
Formations.

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My god!

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Where did they learn that?

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And a 5, 6, 7, 8!

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First velociraptor -- good!

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Second velociraptor -- yes!

106
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Third velociraptor!

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Third velociraptor?

108
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Third velociraptor!!

109
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Oh. Is that me?

110
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Yes, krystal.

111
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You were late again.

112
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Can someone get me a petrified
Mosquito with the dna of a

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Dinosaur with some goddamn
Rhythm?!

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I'll learn it!

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Yeah? You better.

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Oh!

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And, bartholomew, save some park
Engineer for the rest of us.

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Do you want to be fed to a
T. Rex?

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'cause you look like a cow!

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Why are you so mean?!

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Ohhhh!

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I'm mean?

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Good one, krystal.

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Clever girl.

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From the top, velocitards!

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And now back to "You can't do
That on flashdance."

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[ dance music plays ]
[ creak! ]

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[ splat! ]
[ audience cheering ]

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[ siren wailing ]
[ warbling ]

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Did you hear that?

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[ laughing ] Easy, babe.

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It's not ghosts.

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We probably just left the
Stereo on.

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[ eerie buzzing ]
Fine. I'll check it out.

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Whoa! Look at this!

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They just float in midair.

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They're so light...And tasty.

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Don't you eat those demon
Pellets!

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The ghost are trying to draw you
In!

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Babe, relax.

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I'm in total control.

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[ high-pitched siren wailing ]
[ wocka! Wocka! Wocka! Wocka! ]

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Pac!

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Pac, open up! Pac, baby!

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I can't get in! Pac!

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Aaaaaaah!

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[ demonic voice ] There is no
More pac.

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[ laughs evilly ]
Stay away!

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Aaaaaaaaaah!

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[ pac-man dying noise ]
[ static ]

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[ all screaming ]
Never fear, for it is I,

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Super grover!

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Rawr!

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Rawr!

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My god!

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Blergh!

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Who are you?

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Dear god!

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Please stop hitting me!

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Ow!

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My vagina's about to splat out
An entire human being!

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[ farts ]
Ewwww!

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[ farting ]
Joseph!

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Ughhhh!

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Ugh!

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[ static ]
Hello, dad!

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Looks like you really screwed
The pooch, huh?

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Well, at least you're still in a
Good mood about things.

170
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Oh, should I set you free?

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Hmmm.

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Nahhh!

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You know, I always wondered
About that optical scanner.

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I bet it unlocks some really
Neat stuff.

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[ singsong voice ] Only one way
To find out.

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[ beeping ]
You were really onto something

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With that cybernetic chicken,
But you always lacked a certain

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Vision.

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[ chuckles maniacally ]
[ sad music plays ]

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Spectators have already lined
The runway in anticipation of

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Billionaire thomas tull's
Return from deep space.

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Breaking news --
President obama has been taken

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Hostage.

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Details are still unclear, but
W--

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[ static ]

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Hello, america!

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Very pleased to meet you!

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Oh! What's my name?

189
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My name is guy you're going to
Pay $100 billion!

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[ muffled speaking ]
The united states doesn't pay

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Ransoms, not even for a
President.

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Oh, they might not pay for a
President -- no, no -- but how

193
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About all the presidents?

194
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What are you gonna do --
Kill us?

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Worse.

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[ beep ]
[ farts ]

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Ewww!

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[ farting ]
My god!

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Don't do this!

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Heh heh heh heh heh.

201
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Pay the man!

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Pay him whatever he --
[ static ]

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Oh! What's my name?

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Bawk-kaw!

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[ whirring ]
Bawk!

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Bawk-bawk-bawk-ba?

207
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Beh. Bawk-bawk-bawk-beh!

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[ action music plays ]
[ farting ]

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There's no plot.

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It's just pop-culture references
I don't understand.

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Make it stop!

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Well, it's either this, or I
Force you guys to do kind of a

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Human-centipede dealie.

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I don't understand what you
Mean.

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No, no, I'm picking up what
He's laying down.

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[ farting ]
Ba-gawk!

217
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[ neck cracks ]
Well, well.

218
00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:03,216
I wondered when you'd join the
Party.

219
00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:05,017
Dark meat, I need you!

220
00:08:05,084 --> 00:08:08,020
What the fuck did you just
Say to me?

221
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[ engine whirring ]
[ robotic voice ] Bawk, bawk.

222
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Oh.

223
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That evil chicken's name is
"Dark meat."

224
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Winner, winner!

225
00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,597
Chicken dinner!

226
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Bawk, bawk, ba-gawk.

227
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[ both squawking ]
Bawk. Bawk. Bawk.

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Bawk, bawk, ba-gawk.

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[ gasps ]

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[ electricity crackling ]
[ beeping ]

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[ whirring ]
[ glass breaking ]

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Bawk, also, b--
Time for plan "B."

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I am morally opposed to
Plan "B."

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I am sexually aroused by all
This talk about plan "B."

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You know, I figured --
Why stop with chickens?

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Meet cyborg raccoon!

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[ screeches ]
Robot white-tailed deer!

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Robot homeless person!

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I've lived too long.

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[ robotic voice ] I have no
Free will!

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Ugh!

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Ba-gawk!

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[ crash ]
Aaaah!

245
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I don't wanna do this!

246
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I have you now!

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[ electricity crackles ]
Also, also.

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[ alarm blaring ]
[ rapid beeping

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[gasps]
Ohhhh!

250
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Aaaah!

251
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Lump. Lump.

252
00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,173
Ugh! Ooh!

253
00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:08,074
Baaawk!

254
00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:09,675
Lump.

255
00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:10,576
Ow!

256
00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:11,477
Ugh!

257
00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:12,511
Ugh!

258
00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:14,213
Aah! Ow!

259
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:18,617
So, uh, we're still doing this
Centipede thing, or what?

260
00:10:18,684 --> 00:10:21,354
Well, looks like it's time to
Farm the nuts.

261
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,789
Agggggggh!

262
00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:27,059
Cup! Noooooooo!

263
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:27,660
Joseph!

264
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,096
Cup! Cup! Noooo!

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[ crash ]

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A-wawk ♪